Saturday, November 05, 2005

You want to know the 3rd worst job in science?

Biology teacher in Kansas!

Hell, I'd be willing to say "Any Teacher in Kansas" is one of the worst of any kind of job. If somebody found a scripture that said "1 + 1 = 479," parents would keep their kids out of math class. If someone found out the Bible wasn't originally written in English, parents would demand classes in Aramaic.

Jebus H. christ wants you to remember that domestic cats are not mentioned in the Bible! Neither is evolution. Since evolution is only a theory, so are cats! We must excise them from our classrooms.

Praise Jebus and pass the sanctimony.


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