Life in the Banana Patch

A collection of thoughts and asides about life. And if I think of anything that needs to be mocked, it will show up here.

"If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way."
--Bertrand Russell

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

New Spelling Changes

Okay, folks. The orders have come down from on high. Heads are gonna roll, people are gonna be pissed. So gird your loins and get over it.

The European Union, having solved all the other problems inherent in a modern society, have finally, FINALLY, I say, come up with new spelling legislation. Effective August 2006, His name is spelled Jebus christ. Please note that "christ" has a lower case "c." That is not a typo. It is the law in Europe. It is spelled Jebus christ.

No word of the middle initial, so I expect it will still be "Jebus H. christ."

Praise Jebus and pass the shift key.