New Spelling Changes
Okay, folks. The orders have come down from on high. Heads are gonna roll, people are gonna be pissed. So gird your loins and get over it.
The European Union, having solved all the other problems inherent in a modern society, have finally, FINALLY, I say, come up with new spelling legislation. Effective August 2006, His name is spelled Jebus christ. Please note that "christ" has a lower case "c." That is not a typo. It is the law in Europe. It is spelled Jebus christ.
No word of the middle initial, so I expect it will still be "Jebus H. christ."
Praise Jebus and pass the shift key.