Life in the Banana Patch

A collection of thoughts and asides about life. And if I think of anything that needs to be mocked, it will show up here.

"If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way."
--Bertrand Russell

Monday, November 07, 2005

The only man more evil than President Bush is Robbie Gould. (Click on his name to see the face of Evil in Chicago). This man took it upon himself to crush the self-esteem of the New Orleans Saints. With 22 seconds left in the game, he decided not to miss the field goal that gave the Chicago Bears the game.

It is obvious that Bush's tentacles reach deep inside the NFL. Why aren't more people outraged that the homeless Saints are being taken advantage of? We shall not rest until the Saints are presented with the Lombardi Trophy for Super Bowl LX!