If you are tired of giving money to human beings for their self-inflicted misfortunes (They decided to live on the Gulf Coast, or earthquake prone regions, after all. And it is humanity's fault that everything in Nature is threatened.), I have come across an organization desperately in need of assistance.

The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus faces extinction as a result of Man's thoughtless actions. To prevent their extinction, give from the heart. Tell 'em Life in the Banana Patch, the NEW Home of Compassion on the Web™ ©, sent you.