I can't beleive the Imams in Jesusistan let this get by them! I mean, they already have the bible translated into Pig Latin. Why are they behind the curve on this? Their plan (or jihad), after all is to get all of the country praising Jebus , isn't it? Anyway, An Australian Christian group has translated the Bible into text-speak so church-goers can spread The Word via mobile phone. Praise Jebus!

Here's a side by side comparison of the first sentence:

"In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth." - Text-speak

"In-ay e-thay eginning-bay Od-gay eated-cray e-thay eaven-hay and-ay e-thay earth-ay." - Pig Latin

"Daq tagh joH'a' chal je tera'." - KLV