Silo and Rory, the gay penguins, have split up. These penguins were touted as proof that homosexuality was a genetic trait But now, Silo has pulled an Anne Heche, and moved in with Scrappy, a female penguin.

No one knows why Silo made the switch, but maybe Scrappy was "easier" than Rory. Or cuter. There were no photos, so it's hard to know for sure. One thing is sure, however: Silo is letting Little Silo do all the thinking, and that's what life is really all about: Orgasms.