Friday, September 30, 2005

Praise Jebus or Die!

Here's an interesting cat fact: Cats aren't mentioned in the Bible.

Well, then: Since the Bible is literal truth(BLT), and cats are not mentioned in it, therefore cats cannot exist. (After all, "BLT, and evolution is not mentioned, therefore evolution does not exist.") Sounds like we're going to have to teach in schools that cats don't exist ...

How can the state of Jesusistan reconcile the Truth as explained in the Bible (that there are no cats) with all the cat food commercials? Lots and lots of prayer is going to be needed. Praise Jebus!



Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:31 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Cats don't exist? Then what is that little entity I posted on my blog recently about having a quarrel with? I must look mad to my family, my neighbors, for rousting with something that isn't there. This is a catastrophe!

LOL! ;)

Enjoyed your post, by the way.

12:19 PM  
Blogger BLOGBANK said...

What about Daniel and the Lion’s Den?

9:41 AM  
Blogger hiikeeba said...

Lions, yes. Cats no. But you do raise an interesting point: Pumas aren't mentioned and therefore don't exist.

11:54 AM  
Blogger cube said...

What will happen to Cat Blog Fridays? This is a catastrophic turn of events.

11:00 AM  

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