Sunday, September 11, 2005

Tuesday September 11, 2001

At about 10 am, the Southwest Airlines flight attendants began picking up our drinks only a few minutes after giving them to us. The flight from Baltimore to Houston had been routine until the co-pilot came on and announced that because of something bad happening "back east," our flight would be diverted to Birmingham, Alabama.

Birmingham?

I pulled out a set of jet flight maps and started looking at where Birmingham was in relationship to home. (In retrospect, that may not have been the smartest move I could have made. The gentleman sitting next to me probably reported a fat man with a beard checking maps in-flight.)

The passengers spent the next half hour or so sitting straight up, wondering what the hell had happened back east. Until we got to the gate, we were pretty much in the dark. One of the flight attendants boarded the plane and told us what happened. She told us to deplane, that we would not be leaving today.

On the way to baggage claim, a security guard was waving people off the concourse and into the terminal like a traffic cop. A guy walking beside me veered into a bar that had a TV on. I started to follow, but she waved me on, "Let's go! Everyone into the terminal!" As I passed the bar, I could see several dozen people crowded around a TV mounted on the wall, transfixed by the flickering images.

It was like a campfire. This one glowing box, transfixed everyone in the bar, shining light onto their faces, and the shadows on their backs blending into one wide, dark mass.

I turned on my cell phone, and was surprised to find a voice mail from the office wondering where I was and if I was okay. I tried to call and see what the heck was going on, but all I could get was a message that said the Sprint network is busy and that I should try again later.

I got both my bags off the carousel, sat down and tried to figure out what I needed to do. I managed to call, my uncle, Donn and got his answering machine and told him where I was. (Until Friday, I was never able to get through to Donn again.) I called home and talked to Dad. I tried calling Cousin Steve's cell phone, but the line was busy. I called Rodney and Jeanne. I called the office. I called Mom at work. I called everyone I could think of. Everyone said, "Just hang tight." So I went off to see the folks at Southwest Airlines.

The gal behind the Southwest counter looked frazzled. All she could say is, "I don't know," when I asked what the odds were I would be leaving the next day. She gave me a voucher for a Best Western Suites, and told me that the pick-up point was across from the baggage claim.

Great!

Baggage claim was at the far end of the terminal from the Southwest counter. I had navigated through a throng of addled and confused passengers, and a very visible, and very nervous, police presence to get to here. That included toting the photon torpedo case full of golf clubs up the escalator.

So, back down the escalator to wait for the van to the motel. Meanwhile I passed the rental car folks. They looked like a grocery store at 5 pm on the day before Thanksgiving, and, as a sure sign of the coming Apocalypse, everyone had a cell phone in their ear.

I found the van that took me to the Best Western hotel. A harried, blonde haired guy with authentic Southern accent drove the 15 of us dazed travelers to the hotel. Shortly after we got onto the Interstate, my cell phone rang. Gary's voice said, "Oh, man! I am glad your home!"

"No, I'm in Birmingham."

"That sucks."

"Amen, cousin."

After we chatted a moment, we pulled into the hotel. Hotel? This place looked like an apartment complex. I was seventh or so in line, and they checked me in. The clerk pulled out a map, and said, "Walk out the front door, go left, walk to the top of the hill and turn right. You're on the third floor. Next!"

I gestured dramatically to the photon torpedo tube, and my waistline, hoping to convince the guy that the cost of my imminent coronary was worth, at least, a second floor room. No dice. He was already telling a couple of ladies from Houston (we had chatted on the van) they were on the second floor.

"Bar?" I whispered to a frantically rushing hotel employee who was headed for the front desk. Our driver had already waved goodbye and said, "I'm going back to the airport!"

The young lady stopped in midstride. Apparently concerned with my torpedo tube to waistline display earlier, she asked, "Sir?"

"Where's the bar?"

She brightened quickly, stood straight up and pointed. "Over there, sir!"

It was a four foot bar you would find in someone's basement, complete with two beer taps and three bottles of booze on a small cabinet with a sink behind it.

"It opens at 6 pm, sir!" She said, and then turned and went behind the front desk to help check everyone in. It was 11 am. At this point, liquor was not an option.

By the time I lugged everything to the top of the hill and up three flights of stairs, everything I was wearing was damp with sweat, and I sounded like Darth Vader. ("*huff* Luke. *huff* I am your father. *huff*") I opened the door to my room and found an apartment only slightly smaller than my last apartment in Austin. I left the photon torpedo tube by the door, flopped onto the couch and watched TV, huffing and sweating.

I tried calling Steve again, but his phone was busy. I called Ann Turner and talked to her. I called Mary Jo and talked to her. I called everyone whose number was on my cell phone.

Here I am, fifteen hundred freakin' miles from home. I am calling people I haven't talked to in a while, just to hear a familiar voice. Just to be reassured that I am not alone. Just to know, that if the end of the world were to come, everyone would know where I was.

I kept trying Steve's cell phone, and got no answer. Then I remembered that I had programmed his new home number. So I called. Steve told me that they had evacuated downtown Baltimore near their World Trade Center. Then Steve paused and said, "They're on the fucking ground, man. The towers. They're on the fucking ground."

You want a title for this piece? That sounds like a good one to me.

I paced the hotel/apartment, calling people, using my minutes. (Travel lesson #1: Get a cell phone with free nationwide long distance. Take it with you everywhere you go, and don't forget to take a desktop charger and a car charger.) Then I got thirsty.

I mentioned that I had to walk uphill to my room. I should also mention that the hotel was about half of the way up a big hill. Just at the bottom was little convenience store. God blessed me that day, my friends. He did not strand me in a dry county. I walked to the bottom of the hill, and perused the beer selection.

There were a couple of considerations. It was about noon. I had about $40 bucks left. And the hotel's restaurant opened about the same time as the bar. All I had had to eat since I woke up at Steve's apartment was a couple of bags of Southwest Airlines peanuts. I bought a 12-pack of Coors and bag of chips. Then I walked back uphill to the hotel. Across the street was a moderately sized strip mall, with a Wal-Mart.

Now a quote from Bill Bryson:

With a pack you walk at a tilt, hunched and pressed forward, eyes to the ground. You trudge; it is all you can do. Without, you are liberated. You walk erect. You amble. Or at least you do for four blocks. Then you come to a mad junction at Burger King and discover that the new six-lane road to Kmart is long, straight, very busy, and entirely without facilities for pedestrians-no sidewalks, no pedestrian crossings, no central refuges, no buttons to push for a walk signal at lively intersections.

Sound familiar? Urban sprawl at work. In another book, The Lost Continent, he describes trying to walk across the driveways of several fast food restaurants without the benefit of sidewalks. Think about your local Wal-Mart. How pedestrian friendly is it? See what I mean? I walked uphill, in the roadside grass almost waist high, until I got back to the office of the hotel. If you are familiar with apartment complexes, it was kind of like the complex office.

Back in the room, after another hour or so of Darth Vader impressions (well, it was a STEEP hill!), I sat down and started drinking my beer, eating chips and watching the talking heads theorize about Osama Bin Laden. Finally I found HBO.

I watched two movies. I still can't remember which movies I watched. My eyes glazed over as I thought about where I was, what I needed to do. But at least I didn't have to watch the towers fall again.

Finally, I took a shower. Hey! I'd been up and down that freakin' hill six times. I could not stop sweating. I put on my emergency, last ditch, set of clothes. (Travel tip#2: Always take one extra set of clothes. Especially underwear!)

I watched the news a bit more, and decided I was hungry. I had been told that the restaurant opened at 6 pm. It was a bit after 8, so I headed downhill to the restaurant.

Six people sat in chairs in front of the bar watching the news. I went into the restaurant, and found that it was a dining room with a buffet table at one end. I checked out everything and realized I was too late. I went back to my room, swearing.

I decided to go to the strip mall to get some fast food. What strip mall genius only puts one fast food place in a strip mall? All I could find was a Subway. So I bought a big sandwich (from a clerk who told me that in Oklahoma gas was $10 a gallon. True, as it turned out, but I poo-pooed him in my mind.), and headed back to my room. I watched the last bit of "The Xmen" as I ate my sandwich and went to bed.

For those of you keeping score, yes, I did drink all the beer.

To read the complete story of my 2001 vacation, click here.

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