Big Brother is Getting Closer

Parents today are able to monitor the location, speed and diet of their teenage children. With cell phone tracking, chips in the cars, and debit card-like meal cards, parents can get 24/7 updates via email about where the kids are, how fast they're going, if they're making jackrabbit starts, and if they're eating enough vegetables.

Kids, hide the phone! Turn the damn thing off. Get rides with your friends. Every adult has some secret they keep from their parents. It would be a shame if you are the first generation that doesn't