Life in the Banana Patch

A collection of thoughts and asides about life. And if I think of anything that needs to be mocked, it will show up here.

"If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way."
--Bertrand Russell

Friday, July 01, 2005

Those wacky scientists are at it again!

On July 4, NASA will attempt to make us beleive they are trying to shoot a comet. Of course, we all know that the Bible tells us that everything in the Heavens in perfect and unchangeable, so we know it will be faked. But we, in Jesusistan will not be fooled!

We know, because the Bible--the incontrovertible, undeniable, 100% true word of God--tells us that the Sun orbits the Earth. (Joshua 10: 12-13: "12 Then spoke Joshua to the LORD in the day when the LORD gave the Amorites over to the men of Israel; and he said in the sight of Israel, "Sun, stand thou still at Gibeon, and thou Moon in the valley of Ai'jalon.")

Whatever you do: Don't buy into the Scientists' lies!