Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Welcome to Jebusistan!

I have blogged before about abandoning the sciences for the mystical. I have mentioned that some believe God can lower gas prices. Well, they're back, too.

God can't answer prayers. God isn't even powerful enough to create Evolution, how can he manipulate market prices. Hell, He can't even heal amputees!

Oh well, I, for one, welcome our new Fundamentalist Christian Overlords. As a valued member of the blogosphere, I can be useful in rounding up the non-fundamentalists to toil in your underground food caves.

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