Recently, Jesustanis gathered at a San Francisco gas station. Were they there to protest anti-Christian products? Protest anti-Christian music?

Nope. They were praying for lower gas prices.

Now that we have abandoned science in the classroom in favor of invisible beings who go around saying "Abracadabra," we are now abandoning the study of economics. Instead of "Supply and Demand" we now teach "you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer" (Matthew 21:22).