Did you know it was illegal for animals to have sex in public in Oklahoma City? Or to pee and poop in public? A woman was recently ticketed when two of her goats did both things in their pen on her property. Her neighborhood was recently annexed by the city and she didn't realize it. Now, she has to build little porta potties for the goats, and a goat love hotel.

Does this mean that if a bird poops on your car in OKC, you can press charges? If you see two flies fornicating, do you call Oklahoma SWAT?