Now here's An Inconvenient Truth: Uber-environmentalist Al Gore received royalties of over $500,000 from a toxic zinc mine near Carthage, Tennessee. "Before the mines closed in 2003, they emitted thousands of pounds of toxic substances and several times, the water discharged from the mines into nearby rivers had levels of toxins above what was legal," says the article. So, apparently, you can make money poisoning the environment at the same time you are exaggerating the threat of Global Warming (Praise Gaia and her anointed prophets Al Gore and Tom Brokaw. Hah-men!) and still be hailed as the Earth's savior!

Maybe the Geto Boys should be singing "Damn It Feels Good To Be A Democrat."