Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Now that Democrats control the Congress, I expect these stories to slowly fade away. After all, Democrats have no tolerance for sex crimes. Just ask Clarence Thomas and Monica Lewinsky.

Christine Marie Johanson, a former Hudson Park Elementary School teacher’s assistant accused of having sex with a 15-year-old Rainier Junior/Senior High School boy was indicted for forcing the boy to have sex with her. She has pled not guilty. As she's a hot brunette, she will, doubtless, receive no jail time.

Since the Fundamentalist, Right Wing, Moral Majority-types won't do it, maybe the Democrats will force all women to wear burkas to prevent this type of crime.

And in Brighton, Colorado, a hot blond principal's wife, Carrie McCandless, was accused of having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a 17-year-old male student on Halloween weekend. Earlier in the year David Mundy, Jr., a substitute teacher at the same school, plead guilty to similar charges and faces up to 12 years in prison. Wanna bet how much the hot blonde chick gets?

Now pretend that the hotties are Democrats. And pretend that the guy is a Republican. That's kind of how the next two years are gonna go.



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