If recent trends are to be trusted, 20 year-old Amber Hamilton will spend the next 10 to 20 years in jail. Last month, Amber, a white not-so-hottie, showed a couple of teens porn movies on her cell phone. Amber says she didn't show it to them, but they might have picked up her phone and looked at the pictures themselves.

Like Schmecka White, she is protesting her innocence, and her lack of hotness will, no doubt contribute to her incarceration. Unless, of course, her whiteness counteracts her lack of hotness, in which case she'll be out on the street pretty soon.