That blood-curdling scream you heard this morning was me. I opened the coffee jar and it was empty!

I'm sure the folks at the local megamart are thrilled but early morning coffee purchases, and all the grouchy people who make them. "Don't tell ne to have a nice day! I haven't had my coffee yet!"

Actually, I know they are. The other supermarket in town doesn't open until 7 am. The Megamart opens at 6 am. While Mega-Lo-Mart is open 24 hours, they don't have whole bean coffee.