Friday, May 05, 2006

Congressman Patrick Kennedy, while under the influence of prescription drugs, allegedly, crashed his car near the Capitol early Thursday morning. It was 3 am, he was driving without lights, and he narrowly missed a police cruiser.

Arrested?

Puh-leeze! He's a Kennedy! They don't arrest Kennedys when they break the law.

Field sobriety test?

HAH! Kennedys don't do field sobriety tests. Police sergeants took over and, wait for it. . . . . . . . .DROVE HIM HOME!

Where's the Liberal outrage? If it had been Bush or Cheney, why they'd be gearing up the protests now. Where's MADD on this? They should be on this like ugly on an ape (no offense to apes). The guy was driving while under the influence. He admits it! But no ticket. No charges. No harm. No foul.

Must be nice to be a Democrat.

1 Comments:

Blogger prying1 said...

- I got the real scoop! - An aide to the Kennedy family, Ima Schill, said concerning the accident, "Of course he was weaving! He's a rotten driver!

11:43 PM  

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