Sunday, February 19, 2006

Why Not Kinky?

To the People of Texas and all Americans in the world,

We are besieged by partisan politics as usual. We have sustained a continual bombardment and cannonade for years and have lost many of our freedoms. The enemy, the major political parties, has demanded we surrender even more liberties and freedoms. Kinky Friedman has answered the demand with a cannon shot, and his flag still waves proudly from the wall. Why the Hell not?

Then I call on you, in the name of Liberty, of patriotism and every thing dear to the American character, to come to Kinky's aid with all dispatch. The enemy is receiving monetary reinforcements daily and will no doubt increase their war chests to immense sizes.

Save yourself for Kinky. DO NOT vote in the March primaries. If you vote, you will be ineligible to sign the petition to put Kinky's name on the ballot in 2006. Take the Kinky Pledge! How hard could it BE?

May the God of our choice bless us all!

I stole the image from Actual Miles. I would have stolen it from Kinky, but he doesn't have a good image of it. And yes, I did order one of 'em. Anyway, thanks, ZiPpo!


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