Having done everything the can to solve the problems of the United States, five Democrat Congressmen are visiting Jamaican tourist areas. Here's the best part of the article: "A spokeswoman for the Jamaican Embassy in Washington D-C says the members will discuss security and trade issues while visiting tourist sites."

They will have these discussions, one must assume, from the chaise lounges nearest the tiki bar, whilst sipping mai tais and nibbling on mangoes.