There's a murder of crows, a mob of kangaroos, a shrewdness of apes, and a dishonesty of politicians. After reading this story about a group of sharks, I looked for what a group of sharks was called. No luck. So I decided to come up with a name myself.

A law firm of sharks!

I need everyone to start using the term immediately. Christians: pretend this is "Book of Daniel," and start writing letters. Liberals: Pretend this is Bush and go out and protest. O'Reilly fans: Pretend Bill just told you it was true!

Let's get moving on this people!

Update: I did find what a group of sharks is called. It's a shiver of sharks. Too dull. The crusade continues!