Thanks goodness the Holidays (oops I mean all three Christmas Days: Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. "Reason for the season," and all.) are over. Although, the College Bowl games are doing their best to extend them another week. I stopped by the local Megalomart yesterday, and the Christmas stuff was gone, replaced by Valentine's Day merchandise.

Already?

What about our January holiday: MLK day? Hasn't Big Business figured out a way to make us buy each stuff for that yet? What's holding them back? Are we so racist that we'll only give each other gifts on a white guy's birthday? We buy sheets an pillows on Presidents' Day, don't we?

I feel a new crusade coming on: Martin Luther King Day presents, a Martin Luther King day tree, and, more importantly Martin Luther King Day bonuses!