I was watching TV last night, when a guy in a chef's jacket who spoke in a Cockney accent and called himself Chef Giornali started pitching his omelet pan. "The grea'est fing in tha world!" he gushed in Cockney. (Sorry if I spelled it wrong. That's what it sounded like. Spoke like Eliza Doolittle, 'e did, Guvnor!)

"Chef" Giornali called it the greatest "Flippin' fry pan in th' world!" I about wet my pants! Flippin'! HAHAHAHAHA! What really got me laughing, though, was this line: "What's really unique about this pan are the flippin' gears hidden in the handle. A push of each spring loaded button, causes "the fliping arms to fold your omelet." You gotta have no flippin' sense of humor to laugh at that! That's funny right there, that's what that is!

You have to wonder: did they write it first, then hire the guy to be the chef, giggling like schoolboys the whole time? "Heh! He said, 'flippin'! Heh heh heh!"