Virginia Representative Jo Ann Davis (R) has examined the issue of babies being barred from flights by the no-fly list because their name is similar to a terrorists, and decided to do nothing. Nope. Instead, she is introducing a resolution calling for the House to respect the symbols and traditions of Christmas.

No doubt, there will be a law passed requiring everyone to respect the symbols and traditions of Christmas. That means non-Christians will have to buy Christmas Trees, spend two months' pay to buy gifts for everyone they've met, and sing carols. I expressed this sentiment to one of my co-workers, who said, "This is America!"

If you don't believe in Christmas, you'd best start accepting it. They're coming to get you.