A collection of thoughts and asides about life. And if I think of anything that needs to be mocked, it will show up here.
"If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way."
--Bertrand Russell
A convicted Romanian murderer is suing God for breach of contract. He says that his Baptism was a contract with God to keep him out of trouble, however, he still killed someone. The court will likely dismiss the suit, since they can't figure out how to serve God with a subpoena.
Maybe they should subpoena Pat Robertson, since he claims to speak for God.
Praise Jebus pass the Tort Reform!
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1 Comments:
The guy is creative, if nothing else.
But, even if God could be served a subpoena, God makes no such promises in Baptism. God's commitment to us in the Sacrament doesn't eradicate our capacity to say, "No" to His will.
This is really funny. I hadn't read this item anywhere else.
Mark Daniels
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