When They say Zero Tolerence, They Mean It

A Denver 2nd-grader was suspended for throwing an imaginary grenade while playing "Rescue the World" on the playground.

A Phildelphia 5th-grader was scolded for having a paper gun in her pocket. Her grandfather made it for her the day before and she forgot it was in her pocket. Naturally someone ratted her out when she threw it away.

These teachers would have had a field day at my high school during deer season. There were always guns in gun racks in pickups. And not once, literally, not once did anyone pull one of the guns out of their vehicle while at school.