Friday, January 25, 2013

Ban Big Boobs Now!

The Huffington Post has been on the cutting edge of a disturbing trend: Women who have suffocated men with their breasts.

After an argument, Donna Lange threw her husband to the floor and smothered him with her breasts. In November, a German woman attempted the same thing, wanting the man to die is the best possible way.

And back in 2010, a woman having sex with her boyfriend accidentally almost smothered him, mistaking his spasms for orgasms. Fortunately he was revived. Check out the video!

Ladies, please. For humanity's sake! Don't make the government ban big boobs!



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