Monday, April 30, 2007

A co-worker asked me if I wanted anything from the bakery next door. I'm trying to be a good boy and lose weight, so I said, "Just some ice tea."

"What do you want in it?" she asked.

"Lemon," I replied. "I like my tea cold an bitter, like my women."

That one goes in the standup routine.


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