Thursday, April 13, 2006

I am trying to put develop a Bible based mathmatics class. Here's the first word problem:

Johnny goes to hear Jebus preach. Johnny knows that Jebus in fundamentalist and can ramble on and on and on, so he packs a lunch. He has one loaf and one fish. At lunch time, Jebus asks Johnny to share his lunch with the 1000 other people, who did not bring anything to eat. How much will of the loaf and the fish will each person get?

Answer: Everyone will get one loaf and one fish. Can I get an Amen?

I am hoping to get the new math system, called "Intelligent Math," finished for the next Kansas board of education reveiw.

As Joel Robinson used to say, "What do you think, sirs?"


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