A collection of thoughts and asides about life. And if I think of anything that needs to be mocked, it will show up here.
"If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way."
--Bertrand Russell
I just saw a commercial for Activia yogurt. Jamie Lee Curtis said they were asking people to record their Activia Challenge, and some gal actually submitted her tape! WTF? The last line of her testimonial was: "I can see changes in my digestive system." Which my twisted mind supplied the following sentence: "I shit like a bull now!"
People, please. Can't we keep our digestive systems problems to ourselves?
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