I thought avian flu was what we were supposed to be worried about! Now swine flu will kill us all? What, are we flashing back to the Carter Administration?

So the media has forgotten avian flu and is now reporting we will all die from swine flu. But some have decided to take exception to the name "Swine flu." The CDC thinks we're so stupid that we will believe we get the flu from eating pork. And they may be right. Pork sales are down. Some, however, are afraid of offending Jews and Muslims. Bet you didn't see that particular combination coming!

But Obama has to be breathing easier now. No one is worried about the economy. Isn't that a coincidence?