Here in Paradise, some very vocal people are calling the police when a cat farts and disturbs their tranquility. They would really hate it in England!

Across the pond, bands of roving children sing Chri$tma$ carols through stacks of Marshall amps, deafening everyone around them. Actually, it was 29 children in a mall who were told to stop singing or sing more quietly as some people had called to complain. And they say AmeriKKKa hates Chri$tma$!