Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Great Dragon scheduled to eat the sun today. Scientists say devout prayers and sacrifices of slightly used virgins to the FSM our only hope of survival. -

The sun god, Ra, has to reboot his server today, and over parts of Africa the sun will be unavailable for a short time. This is a scheduled outage.

The Lord will snuff the flame of the sun for a brief period over parts of Africa to warn us to change our ways. It is a sign of the End Times™.

There will be a total eclipse of the sun today over parts of Africa. (If you are Born Again™, you might want to skip this part. It contains soul destroying science.) The rare events occur when the tilted orbits of the sun, moon and earth line up, and the moon obscures the sun completely. (The Born Again™ can now rejoin this post without fear for their immortal soul.)

The next eclipse will be in 2008.


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